teenage.abscond.org

Welcome. Here is a massive dump of all the blogging I did whilst I was a teenager. It's really no way to treat a youth, but there it is.

There was also Livejournal back then.

• Welcome here, and read slowly.
• Next day now, meant to
• Top 5 stuff today... 1.Boobah
• Top 5 stuff today.... 1.
• Living in a life of
• Top 5...Children's tv programmes 1.Boohbah
• I stepped on a worm
• My boohbah smells like an
• The weather has got my
• Listening to Norah Jones, reading
• Note to all people who
• This will sound very sentimental,
• I am impatient with my
• When your already depressed, and
• My life unwell; Get up.
• New Blog?
• Traffic
• Failure
• Friday was spent with everyone
• A bad metaphor
• What the mind does when left to itself
• Xfm winter warmer
• What do <i>you</i> want?
• Epic
• I'm a teenager. live with it.
• The Woes of School
• In remembrance of a crap bear
• Ode to a very orange Orange
• James ponders change
• Test
• That James, he's so nice.
• James gets a package
• James is an angel
• Look, I interact and everything.
• Onslaught
• Untitled
• Echoes
• My money tree is called the tree of life
• Birthday
• Fertilising Friendships
• Birthday
• Another Blog
• Blood Test
• The wrist has it...
• A-levels
• Template disaster
• Short test
• Link Crimson room
• Golden Brown
• Link Space Hijackers
• Short squashyable
• Days to be made longer
• Link: cow gun - cowun
• I'm an activist. I active.
• This is art
• Glastonbury
• Short: Buddhist party
• Short - time
• Short : Olivia to win!
• link: PVP hung like a horse
• It just came splurging out...
• link: skating bulldog
• Oh dear. What the fuck am I doing.
• Yes, well.
• Day 4 of <a href="http://adbusters.org/metas/psycho/tvturnoff/">Turn Off TV week</a>.
• Link: damnit!
• short: aboutsection
• Something
• Short: sdjvoifv
• Link: viridian room
• School. A rare ocassion.
• May showers
• Never thought I'd do this...
• Neighbourhood Watch
• Link: Dru
• Short: apologies
• Last day of school
• Short: Radio
• Breakfast anyone?
• <a href="http://abscond.org/jon">Jon's</a> computer
• Exams: Day 1
• Short: 16.25
• Link: Tree Rats
• link: MORE
• Link: footie badgers
• Short: Gallery
• Oh dear
• Challenge completed
• Too sober
• Link: 1+1
• Pigs like pigeons
• short:gmail
• Short: speedup!
• Link: omelette
• Link: offensive name search
• Stuff to do
• Maybe
• Link: Colour in motion
• Everyone should love me
• Short: Smoking
• Short: goodbye
• Mrs. Bucket
• Hip is such an un-hip word
• link: shoes
• link: Knight Rider
• Link: American Vote
• Link: Parking Game
• Short: Big Bro
• An entry to fill the silence
• link: Peas
• Link: Diesel
• I just woke up
• Boy goes back into flames to save Girlfriend
• Bollocks etc.
• Oh Happy days. Oh happy daaaays
• The lesson of lessons
• Link: SpreadFirefox
• Quality of life
• Blog Blog Blog
• This blog was written <i>before</i> they discovered those hidden Kerry votes in the basement
• London
• Link:Japout
• Boo
• And
• Builders
• Geeky bit.
• Argh
• Outrageous
• My first christmas blog (Take 2)
• <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/indie_kid/1797.html">Recycled</a> christmas blog alert
• Thankyou cards
• My first heckle
• Linkdump 1
• Where is this mad world?
• What's a going on?
• Gar.
• Ska Sunday
• Shrove
• February
• Where is my toy?
• In the news
• Scheduled Maintenance
• To keep you entertained
• Songtime
• Sex
• 2 pints of green tea and a ciggarette
• Oysters
• Drinking lemon and sugar
• Easter Egg
• Daylight Protection Scheme
• New Jeans
• Things
• Abesenteeism
• Collapse
• When In doubt, list.
• May Bank Holiday
• OMG, kl blg alert!!!!111
• 10 May
• Unsung Internet Wonders #1 - Syndication
• Clean Air, Empty Mind.
• Break in
• Music Technology Exam 2005
• WarpLink
• Lesbian
• James' top lyrics #9374
• drunk
• Ahem.
• Consumer
• Glade
• Jokes from un-sober people #392
• Hot, sticky and busy
• Sea sick
• Glade (again)
• Mac moments
• Soggy fortune
• Dinner Parties
• Marcia
• Broken
• Apple get bored of metal
• Bleephack 2
• Money
• Traktor 3
• Soulseek
• VOLO:TV : Intro
• VOLO:TV : Geekery
• Title
• Linkdump II
• The art of blogging
• Abscond Dishwashing
• Milk
• Squarepusher live
• Two Minutes Of Silence
• Myspace (or: "The Power of CSS")
• Browse Happy
• My family
• Squarepusher @ The Stannery - Falmouth Arts College (Not the other one)
• Flickr
• Server stress
• Job confirmation
• Appley christmas to you all
• Luke for sale
• Never judge a Macbook by it's cover
• Professional Teenager
• CAlteration
• Fab Thing of the Day - 06-02-06
• Apple Competition - Free Entries
• Hobbies: Socialising
• On being 18
• Glade Tickets
• The Change of Newspapers from a blog reader's perspective
• Locked out
• My head hurts
• 2 launches
• CSS Naked Day
• Closing Down
• Another Launch: Manage My Life
• Google ad poetry
• Google and Microsoft: The Joy!
• Time 1
• Time 2
• Running Shoes
• If I were more indie...
• Nick Drake
• Stuck inside
• Downtime
• Leaving education
• Back to London in boxes
• Glade 2006 - ethics
• Terror
• An entry
• To Texas!
• Texas Debriefing
• To Life
• Apple are going to integrate iTunes and your (i?)Phone
• Ignored
• Errors
• Bigness
• Creating a blog in Ruby on Rails in more than 15 minutes
• Possibilities
• Chemical Subtleties
• Fidget
• Christmas
• Begging Spam
• Tony Blair - War Criminal?
• 5 Things you might not know about me.
• Is Myspace winning the web?
• []
• Twitter and the login/Name dilemma
• Should a visited link be more or less prominent?
• Plaintext Passwords
• Anti-depressed
• 24
• Production
• PostgreSQL & PostGIS database installation and setup on OS X
• The City
• Me
• Invigorating
• holy crap
• Haiku
• Young Professional
• IT Software Procurement
• Social Equality
• Once, Twice, Three times the crucial
• Your toothbrush 0wns you
• this blog is dead and heartless :-(
• Is this just now, or always?
• It doesn't have a name
• Milk Float
• iBrick
• I have my health
• Javascript Array to Sentence
• Reverse Markets
• Clich???
• 1 line of 'More Than This' on loop
• History
• Hello again
• The dilemna continued
• James, here are your hottest single friends
• New site. Again.
• Broken
• It's not all about me
• Confidence
• Agony Aunt Meme
• Post
• Not my profile
• A summer evening
• He speaks
• What seems to be the problem?
• Modern
• The geospatial killer app